There's been a lot of publicity lately about the Oasis of the Seas, the most ridiculously huge ship to ever ply the seven seas. Pretty much your basic 15 story tall super ship, complete with seven neighborhoods (with one gated community). Amphitheater, 18 hole golf course, and a few strip malls.

I exaggerate. But just a little. However, the real issue is – is it REALLY a cruise ship? Or is it something even cooler, something that's disguised until the signal is given? I'm pretty sure it is. I found out the truth for you, my loyal readers. Just look at this:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
That's right! When you saw Pixar's Wall-E you thought the Axiom was imaginary, didn't you? But I'm thinking it's all here, right now, in front of our eyes. Remember the movie? Neighborhoods, Room for thousands. Every comfort of home. VERY similar shape. Coincidence? I think not!
 
And that stuff sticking out underneath the bottom half of the Axiom? Well, you can't see beneath the waterline of the Oasis of the Seas, can you? I wonder what you'd see if you could …

- And that's today's word from the bird